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Total Medals Earned: 289 (From 45 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 4,125 Points

Africa Dudes

There Unlocked 3/2/14
25 Points
Sit there, shut up, and watch the entire thing...ALL THE WAY TO THE BITTER END.
There and Black Again 50 Points Watch Africa Dudes twice in a row, black to black! (Without re-loading your window!)
GO BACK TO AFRICA 100 Points Yeah, you're gonna sit there and watch it again - AND THIS TIME, YOU BETTER LOVE IT.

Medals Earned: 1/3 (25/175 points)

Age of Defense

Defense Master Unlocked 9/6/14
25 Points
Complete the game

Medals Earned: 1/1 (25/25 points)

Berzerk Ball 2

Adrian Unlocked 12/26/12
5 Points
Get 6 Challenge Medals.
One small step for a geek... Unlocked 12/26/12
5 Points
Reach 40,000 Distance.
Total Noob Unlocked 12/26/12
5 Points
Get your team to level 5.
What's the hurry? Unlocked 12/26/12
5 Points
Reach 400 Speed.
Appolo Unlocked 12/26/12
10 Points
Get 9 Challenge Medals.
Major League Unlocked 12/26/12
10 Points
Reach 100,000 Distance.
Regular Noob Unlocked 12/26/12
10 Points
Get your team to level 10.
Turbo Nerd Unlocked 12/26/12
10 Points
Reach 600 Speed.
Col. Mustard Unlocked 12/26/12
25 Points
[?], [?], [?], [?], Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Select, Start...
Drago Unlocked 12/26/12
25 Points
Get 12 Challenge Medals.
Fat and Furious Unlocked 12/26/12
25 Points
Reach 700 Speed.
Homerunesque Unlocked 12/26/12
25 Points
Reach 200,000 Distance.
Still a little Noobish Unlocked 12/26/12
25 Points
Get your team to level 15.
Not a Noob anymore...almost Unlocked 12/26/12
50 Points
Get your team to level 20
Rocky Unlocked 10/17/14
50 Points
Get 15 Challenge Medals
So far, so Geek Unlocked 12/26/12
50 Points
Reach 350,000 Distance.
What just passed by? Unlocked 12/26/12
50 Points
Reach 800 Speed.
Alright, you're good...Damn Cheater! Unlocked 12/26/12
100 Points
Get your team to level 25.
TCB in a Flash Unlocked 12/26/12
100 Points
Reach 900 Speed.
Hercule Poirot 25 Points One is Silver and the other's Gold...
Lt. Colombo 25 Points Geek ain't no dev'...
Sherlock Holmes 25 Points Girls around the world...
Theo Kojak 25 Points Rough way back...
It's a bird...It's a Plane...It's PWNED!!! 100 Points Reach 500,000 Distance.
Tiger whom Rocky has the eye of 100 Points Get 18 Challenge Medals.

Medals Earned: 19/25 (585/885 points)

Bullet Audyssey

My First Quantum Sidekick Unlocked 9/4/14
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Planet Marcury Unlocked 9/4/14
5 Points
Free the planet Marcury from the Euphony gods.
Planet Sars Unlocked 9/4/14
5 Points
Free the planet Sars from the Euphony gods
OVERCHARGED!!! Unlocked 9/4/14
10 Points
Reach a max overcharge combo.
Planet Narpdarp Unlocked 9/4/14
10 Points
Free the planet Narpdarp from the Euphony gods.
It's Over 9000!!!! 5 Points Deal at least 9000 damage in a single attack.
Rated E for Everything 5 Points Visit our sponsor by clicking on one of the in-game links.
Planet Jupitupe 10 Points Free the planet Jupitupe from the Euphony gods.
Planet Satamalat 10 Points Free the planet Satamalat from the Euphony gods.
Disco Fever! 25 Points Unlock the Audyssey Jukebox
Maximum Power 25 Points Reach the maximum level.
Planet Penos 25 Points Free the planet Penos from the Euphony gods.
Planet Plutoo 25 Points Free the planet Plutoo from the Euphony gods.
Save your Home Planet 25 Points Free your home planet, Qweezleqwozzle, from the Euphony gods.
The Malky Way 25 Points Free the Malky Way from the Euphony gods.
Yellow Brick Road 25 Points Achieve 12 gold runs (beating a stage with no lives lost).
Protecting Qweezleqwozzle from the Scum of the Universe 50 Points Beat every stage in the game (including credits).
Crown of the Euphony Gods 100 Points Get a gold run on every single stage in the game (including credits).
Secret Synthesizer Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 5/19 (35/395 points)

Bunny Invasion: Easter

BULLET SPENDER Unlocked 9/14/14
5 Points
Use 500 bullets.
DEATH TO THE BUNNIES! Unlocked 9/14/14
5 Points
Kill 50 bunnies.
FAT WALLET Unlocked 9/14/14
5 Points
Spend £10,000.
AAARGH! Unlocked 9/14/14
10 Points
Go into RAGE.
SEXY ASS Unlocked 9/14/14
10 Points
Get someone naked!
ECHO AND THE DEAD BUNNY MAN Unlocked 9/14/14
25 Points
Kill the bunny man.
KRYPTONITE THAT, BITCH! Unlocked 9/14/14
25 Points
Kill the super bunny.
TICK, BOOM! 5 Points Use a grenade.
BEEP, BOOM! 10 Points Use a remote explosive.
HAPPY FUCKING EASTER! 25 Points Kill the Easter bunny.
JIM THE CONQUEROR 25 Points Fully Upgrade the assistant.
NICE SCORE 50 Points Get a high score of 10,000,000.
TROPHY BOY 50 Points Get all trophies!
YIPPEE KAY AY 50 Points Purchase all weapons.
EXCELLENT SCORE 100 Points Get a high score of 14,000,000.
SUPER ARSENAL 100 Points Fully upgrade EVERYTHING!

Medals Earned: 7/16 (85/500 points)

Cover and Smash

Pacifist Unlocked 10/27/14
5 Points
Pass a level (with 3 enemies or more) without killing anyone
Mass Killer Unlocked 10/27/14
10 Points
Kill 150 enemies
Angry Bird 10 Points Set an enemy in a hight vertical flight
Fast Killer 25 Points Kill 40 enemies at survival level for 1 round
Maniac 25 Points Kill 350 enemies
Pathfinder 25 Points Find a secret
3 Seconds 50 Points Beat a level in 3 seconds
Accuracy 100 Points Pass the second level, selling or removing all crates

Medals Earned: 2/8 (15/250 points)

Cursed Treasure 2

Air Defense Unlocked 3/18/14
5 Points
Defeat a flying enemy in flight
Architect of Darkness Unlocked 3/20/14
5 Points
Upgrade a tower to the 5th rank
Brilliant Day Unlocked 3/18/14
5 Points
Get BRILLIANT for a day mission
Combo Breaker! Unlocked 3/20/14
5 Points
Defeat an invisible ninja
Don't Touch My Gems! Unlocked 3/18/14
5 Points
Defeat an enemy carrying a gem
Drunken Master Unlocked 3/20/14
5 Points
Collect 100 mana potions
Evil Genius Unlocked 3/18/14
5 Points
Upgrade any skill to maximum (up to 5th rank)
Foreman of Darkness Unlocked 3/18/14
5 Points
Upgrade a tower to the 3rd rank
Go Home! Unlocked 3/20/14
5 Points
Scare off 100 enemies
On the Crest of a Wave Unlocked 3/18/14
5 Points
Defeat a champion
Sergeant of the Evil Unlocked 3/20/14
5 Points
Achieve the rank 10
Sharpshooter Unlocked 3/20/14
5 Points
Defeat 5 enemies with one meteor
Stasis Alcatraz Unlocked 3/20/14
5 Points
Cage 50 enemies in a stasis cage
Tinned Corpse Unlocked 3/18/14
5 Points
Defeat an armored Knight
Top of the World Unlocked 3/20/14
5 Points
Defeat the High Priest
Your War is Over Unlocked 3/18/14
5 Points
Defeat the General
Clean Forests Unlocked 3/20/14
10 Points
Defeat the Arch Druid
It's a Trap! Unlocked 3/20/14
10 Points
Make 100 mines (poisonous, energy or volcanic) of the enemies
Lieutenant of the Evil Unlocked 3/20/14
10 Points
Achieve the rank 20
Look After the Pence... Unlocked 3/20/14
10 Points
Collect 10,000 gold picking up coins
Takeover Unlocked 3/20/14
10 Points
Seize 50 buildings
The Apotheosis of War Unlocked 3/20/14
10 Points
Defeat 2000 common enemies
V.I.P. Cemetery Unlocked 3/20/14
10 Points
Defeat 50 champions
Brilliant: Holy Mountain 5 Points Get BRILLIANTS for the day missions 4-6
Brilliant: Meadowshire 5 Points Get BRILLIANTS for the day missions 1-3
Starry: Meadowshire 5 Points Get BRILLIANTS for the night missions 1-3
The Starry Night 5 Points Get BRILLIANT for a night mission
Avada Kedavra 10 Points Defeat the Archmage
Brilliant: Arcania 10 Points Get BRILLIANTS for the day missions 10-12
Brilliant: Tanglewood 10 Points Get BRILLIANTS for the day missions 7-9
Brilliant: The Coreland 10 Points Get BRILLIANTS for the day missions 13-15
Brilliant: Wasteland 10 Points Get BRILLIANTS for the day missions 16-18
Deposition 10 Points Defeat the King
Father of Nation 10 Points Upgrade all the skills of a race to maximum
Loveless 10 Points Remove the charm from the towers using Terror spell 100 times.
Monument Keeper 10 Points Complete levels 16, 17 or 18 without destroying any Sacred Stones.
Sing, My Angel 10 Points Defeat the Barbarian Queen
Starry: Arcania 10 Points Get BRILLIANTS for the night missions 10-12
Starry: Holy Mountain 10 Points Get BRILLIANTS for the night missions 4-6
Starry: Tanglewood 10 Points Get BRILLIANTS for the night missions 7-9
Starry: The Coreland 10 Points Get BRILLIANTS for the night missions 13-15
Starry: Wasteland 10 Points Get BRILLIANTS for the night missions 16-18
Tastes Like Chicken 10 Points Turn 50 enemies into chickens
Thunderstorm 10 Points Damage 50 enemies with the thunder scroll
Woodcutter 10 Points Chop 100 forests
Brilliant: Free Coast 25 Points Get BRILLIANTS for the day missions 19-21
Deadman's Chest 25 Points Find treasure chests on levels 19, 20 and 21.
Feed the Fishes 25 Points Defeat the 7th boss
Hostile Waters 25 Points Defeat 50 divers while underwater.
Starry: Free Coast 25 Points Get BRILLIANTS for the night missions 19-21

Medals Earned: 23/50 (150/475 points)

Death vs Monstars 2

Adventurous Unlocked 1/29/13
10 Points
Complete any challenge
Warmed Up Unlocked 1/29/13
10 Points
Level 2 completed
Just Die Already Unlocked 1/29/13
25 Points
Grinning Colossus killed for good
Scrap Metal 25 Points Kill the Mecha-Fishhead
Too Easy 25 Points Kill the Grinning Colossus in 35 seconds
Can't Touch This! 50 Points Stop. Hammertime. Challenge 4 completed.
Egg of Fail 50 Points Finish off the Final Boss
Jeweller 50 Points Disassemble the Crystal Boss
Cleaning up 100 Points Score more than 160,000 in High Score mode

Medals Earned: 3/9 (45/345 points)

Die Hipster!

02 The Least Interesting Man in the World Unlocked 10/4/14
5 Points
well! what is it!
08 Artistic Potential Unlocked 10/4/14
5 Points
prostration
01 The Final Elbows 5 Points well! what it is!
03 ePolaroid 5 Points *looks skyward*
04 The Smartest Man in the World 5 Points *points down*
05 Billbored 5 Points praise the sun!
06 Endgame 5 Points *proper bow*
07 Moustache Man 5 Points r1 r1 r1 r1
09 Hitmen 5 Points roll bs roll bs roll bs
10 The Mast Judgement 5 Points impossibru!
010 DEAD HIPSTERS 25 Points 010 dies lol
020 DEAD HIPSTERS 25 Points 020 dies
030 DEAD HIPSTERS 25 Points 030 dies
040 DEAD HIPSTERS 25 Points 040 dies
050 DEAD HIPSTERS 25 Points 050 dies
060 DEAD HIPSTERS 25 Points 060 dies
070 DEAD HIPSTERS 50 Points 070 dies
080 DEAD HIPSTERS 50 Points 080 dies
090 DEAD HIPSTERS 100 Points 090 dies
100 DEAD HIPSTERS 100 Points 100 dies omgwtf

Medals Earned: 2/20 (10/500 points)

DN8:Pulse

101 Unlocked 5/6/12
10 Points
A 101 kills
Game on! Unlocked 5/6/12
10 Points
Completed a challenge
All in a line Unlocked 12/7/13
25 Points
Completed an entire challenge
Backdoor action Unlocked 5/6/12
25 Points
Unlocked the rear weapon perk
Extra Life Unlocked 5/6/12
25 Points
Unlocked the extra lives perk
Level Up Unlocked 5/6/12
25 Points
Unlocked the increased XP perk
Nice and safe Unlocked 5/6/12
25 Points
Unlocked the shield perk
Scratched paintwork Unlocked 5/6/12
25 Points
Unlocked the increased Graze perk
The Overlook Unlocked 12/8/13
25 Points
Triggered the Super RedRum power-up
Mission accomplished Unlocked 5/6/12
50 Points
Completed the game
Return to sender Unlocked 5/6/12
50 Points
Unlocked the homing missile perk
Bullet HaHaHa 100 Points Reached Rank 30
Check you out 100 Points All challenges complete
The Owlmen Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 11/14 (295/500 points)