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Total Medals Earned: 289 (From 45 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 4,125 Points

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Elf Story

Medals Earned: 1/44 (5/500 points)

Start 5 Points

Start the game... press the play button.

Arrow Death 5 Points

You got impaled by a Gobblo's arrow!

Arrow To The Neck 5 Points

Ouch. You took an arrow straight to the neckery.

Arrow To The Stomach 5 Points

Yeowch. You took a nasty arrow to the stomachial region.

Baseball Bat 5 Points

You found the baseball bat!

Extra Kupo 5 Points

You've earned extra kupo!

Fanboy 5 Points

You found the fanboy hoodie! It's from your favorite game of all time!

Giant Fist 5 Points

You caught a giant fist to the face... and exploded. True story.

Got Battle Dagger 5 Points

The kitchen knife that you found has turned into the battle dagger! Shweet!

Got Bombs 5 Points

You got yourself some bombs! Now, let's go blow s**t up!

Got Soul Bangle 5 Points

You got the Soul Bangle dude! Now you can throw blue fireballs! Hadoken!

Got Steel Sword 5 Points

You've found a way to get the Steel Sword! Congratulations!

Got Wooden Sword 5 Points

The bat that you found has turned into a wooden sword!

Halfsies 5 Points

You got split into two by a bandit elf! Crap!

Impalation 5 Points

You got impaled by a bandit elf's thrown sword! Deadly!

Skull 5 Points

You found the hidden skull!

Beatdown 10 Points

You beat the crap out of that bandit elf! Yeesh...

Blue Flames 10 Points

You used the Soul Bangle to send a powerful blast of blue energy at an unlucky bandit elf.

Bombed 10 Points

You chucked a bomb at a bandit and blew his guts all over the place!

Dagger To La Face 10 Points

You said, "Screw it!" and threw your dagger at a bandit's face! Shweet!

Dead Bird 10 Points

You found the dead blue bird!

Electrocuted 10 Points

You electrocuted a bandit elf via a Super Pretendo controller!

Face Knifed 10 Points

You stuck a dangerously sharp dagger into the fleshy face of an outclassed bandit elf... Nicely done.

Fatal Error 10 Points

You found the only way to die in scene 1!

Gobblo Arrow Kill 10 Points

You made the Gobblo enemy shoot himself in the face! Cool!

Gobblo Dagger Kill 10 Points

Kill the Gobblo with the Battle Dagger!

Gobblo Wood Kill 10 Points

You killed a Gobblo with the wooden sword!

Goober 10 Points

You found the Goober action figurine!

No Defense 10 Points

You failed to block an incoming vertical slash... tsk, tsk...

Pissed Off Shopkeeper 10 Points

Dude.... You so shouldn't have made Hobart mad, dude.

Rock Death 10 Points

You killed yourself using an immensely heavy rock!

Spin Attack 10 Points

You used the jumping spin attack on that blondie of a bandit elf! Good work.

Spinning Destruction 10 Points

You used an ultra-powerful, double spin slash to decimate the bandit elf who deserved it!

Squished 10 Points

The Ogre grabbed you and squeezed you until you went "pop"

Stabbered 10 Points

The bandit threw a knife at you and gotcha right through the heart!

Weak Defense 10 Points

Looks like you TRIED to block, buuuut..... yeeeaaahhh....

Wheel Of Decimation 10 Points

Whoah... Don't you think that was a bit... uh, overkill? It was entertaining though.

You Should Block 10 Points

Sooo, yeah, you should try blocking sometime....

Controller 25 Points

You found the video game controller!

Knife 25 Points

You found the knife!

Poop 25 Points

You found bird poop! Yay!

Shrunken Head 25 Points

You found the magical shrunken head!

Game Won 50 Points

You freakin' beat the freakin' game! Holy moly!

Ogre Destroyed 50 Points

You've defeated the Ogre! Holy crap!

Freeway Fury 3

Medals Earned: 2/21 (10/270 points)

Grind 5 Points

Grind against another vehicle.

Jump 5 Points

Jump onto another vehicle!

Boat 5 Points

Steal a speedboat.

Escaped Helicopter 5 Points

Escape from the helicopter.

Jet Jumper 5 Points

Jump between flying jet planes! Insane!!!

Jet Plane 5 Points

Hijack a jet plane?!

Motorcycle 5 Points

Steal a motorcycle.

Oncoming 500 5 Points

Drive on the oncoming lane for 500 points.

Police Car 5 Points

Steal a police car.

Tank 5 Points

Steal a tank.

Close Escape 10 Points

Jump off a vehicle shortly before it explodes.

Fury 10 Points

Enter Fury Mode.

Jump x3 10 Points

Jump onto 3 vehicles in a row.

Oncoming 1500 10 Points

Drive on the oncoming lane for 1500 points.

Reversal 10 Points

Drive fast then jump on an oncoming vehicle.

Takedown 10 Points

Destroy another vehicle.

Tank Destroyed 10 Points

Destroy a tank (besides your own).

Jump x6 25 Points

Jump onto 6 vehicles in a row.

Oncoming 3000 25 Points

Drive on the oncoming lane for 3000 points.

Boss Defeated 50 Points

Defeat the final boss and save humanity!

Jump x8 50 Points

Jump onto 8 vehicles in a row.

Glitch Lab

Medals Earned: 1/4 (25/95 points)

Game Over 25 Points

Finish the game

Collect all coins 50 Points

Just get 'em

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Hacker vs Hacker

Medals Earned: 6/13 (35/320 points)

Button Pressed 5 Points

Do you have the guts to start play?

First Hack 5 Points

Infect your first PC!

Gold Man 5 Points

Win a gold cup!

Junior Programmer 5 Points

Code 50 viruses!

Junior Systems Administrator 5 Points

Build

Senior Programmer 10 Points

Code 200 viruses!

Senior Systems Administrator 10 Points

Build 200 turrets!

Hacker 25 Points

Complete the game.

Lead Programmer 25 Points

Code 500 viruses!

Lead Systems Administrator 25 Points

Build 500 turrets!

Famous Hacker 50 Points

Complete the game with at least all silver cups.

Nerd 50 Points

Upgrade everything at maximum level.

Hacker King 100 Points

Complete the game with all gold cups.

Hungry Gamers

Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/150 points)

Grab Bag 5 Points

Grab the bag!

Alliance 10 Points

Form an alliance.

Arrows Get 10 Points

Defeat Glimmer

Crowd Pleaser 25 Points

You call that a kiss?

To the Dogs 100 Points

Defeat Cato

Kick The Critter

Medals Earned: 21/27 (600/960 points)

Getting good at this 5 Points

Reach level 5

Power Smash 5 Points

Do a Power Smash

To the Max 5 Points

Maximum Thunderness!!!

Deadly Smash 10 Points

Do 2 Power Smash in a row

Getting better 10 Points

Reach level 10

Meteor Strike 10 Points

Do a meteor strike

Pimp my boot 10 Points

Upgrade the first kicker to the max

Pimp my head 10 Points

Upgrade the second kicker to the max

Up up we go 10 Points

Reach the 2nd background

Close Call 25 Points

Do a close call on a power smash

Getting serious 25 Points

Reach level 15

In a galaxy far, far away 25 Points

Reach the 3rd background

Mighty Smash 25 Points

Do 3 Power Smash in a row

Pimp my chest 25 Points

Upgrade the fourth kicker to the max

Drunk master 50 Points

Obtain a gold medal in you're drunk Mr.C.

Duck and cover master 50 Points

Obtain a gold medal in Duck and cover

Feel the power 50 Points

Reach level 20

Ludicrous Smash 50 Points

Do 4 Power Smash in a row

Pimp my robot 50 Points

Upgrade the robot to the max

Soviet Critter master 50 Points

Obtain a gold medal in Societ Critter

Berzerk Smash 100 Points

Do 5 Power Smash in a row

Pimp my cannon, lol 10 Points

Upgrade the third kicker to the max

Flappy batty master 50 Points

Obtain a gold medal in Flappy Batty

Floor is lava master 50 Points

Obtain a gold medal in Floor is Lava

Poor little pony 50 Points

Complete the game

Going berzerk 100 Points

Reach level 25

Now we're talking 100 Points

Upgrade everything to the max

Kill the Plumber

Medals Earned: 7/15 (85/370 points)

1UP Yours 5 Points

Kill the plumber 10 times

No Stomping 5 Points

Get stomped on level 1.

Shortcut 5 Points

Beat level 12 under 5 seconds

Deathtouch 10 Points

Touch and kill the plumber on level 4

World 1 Done 10 Points

Beat level 12 under 5 seconds

Another Castle 25 Points

Beat level 24

Jumpless 25 Points

Beat level 10 without jumping

Indie Giving 5 Points

Check out Dojo.com

Join the Army 5 Points

Like Kill the Plumber's page

100 Lives Lost 25 Points

Kill the plumber 100 times.

Castle Crushed 25 Points

Beat level 36

Must Kill 25 Points

Kill the plumber before timer runs out on level 23

Completionist 50 Points

Beat all Lost Levels

Lost Levels 50 Points

Get at least 108 stars

Perfectionist 100 Points

Get all 144 stars

Lab of the Dead

Medals Earned: 11/25 (200/1,000 points)

Default Of The Dead 5 Points

Discover 5 neutral reactions.

Expiration Date Reached 5 Points

Terminate 5 specimens.

That's No Gimmick 5 Points

Use 1 appropriate item.

I Make Things Happen 10 Points

Do a total of 50 actions.

Bad Behavior 25 Points

Discover 5 aggressive reactions.

Bloated Equals Happy 25 Points

Feed 20 pounds of food to your specimen.

Getting To Know You 25 Points

Fully research 1 specimen.

Know How To Use It 25 Points

Fully research 10 items.

Taking It Easy 25 Points

Discover 5 passive reactions.

We Must Amputate! 25 Points

Cut 1 limb from your specimen.

Wigglin' Time! 25 Points

Cut 4 limbs from your specimen.

Animal Cruelty 25 Points

Kill 10 animals with your research.

I Know What You Like 25 Points

Use 1 preferred item.

A True Scientist 50 Points

Research all the techniques at least once.

J-J-J-Jaw Breaker! 50 Points

Find all the ways to rip the specimen's jaw off.

Labor Intensive 50 Points

Do a total of 1000 actions.

Laid Back 50 Points

Discover 40 passive reactions.

Master Chef 50 Points

Try all the food items.

Star Pupil 50 Points

Discover 5 advanced reactions.

Temper Tantrum 50 Points

Discover 40 aggressive reactions.

This And That 50 Points

Try all the objects.

Weapons Expert 50 Points

Try all the weapons.

Bub Would Be Proud 100 Points

Discover 30 advanced reactions.

Dr. Frankenstein 100 Points

Reach 100% on your total completion statistic.

Methodical Deconstruction 100 Points

Find all the ways to kill or incapacitate the specimen.

Madness Accelerant

Medals Earned: 3/5 (60/135 points)

Face Off 10 Points

Let out all your aggression.

A WINNER IS YOU 25 Points

Beat the game.

True Face of Evil 25 Points

Reveal the true face of evil!

Pacifist 25 Points

Be kind to those less fortunate than yourself.

Madness Mode 50 Points

Defeat Madness Mode!

Madness Accelerated

Medals Earned: 4/7 (125/275 points)

Level 10 25 Points

Congratulations! You got to the 10th level! Now go kill some more enemies!

Max Default Ammo Upgrade 25 Points

Upgraded default ammo 5 times.

Max Health Upgrade 25 Points

Upgraded health 5 times.

Level 25 50 Points

Beat 25 levels in a row. You are good at this game!

Max Ammo Upgrade 25 Points

Upgraded max ammo 5 times.

Max Speed Upgrade 25 Points

Upgraded speed 5 times.

Level 50 100 Points

Beat 50 levels in one shot. Truly a master at this game.